Hello?

“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”

He who returns from a journey is not the same as he who left.

What the fuck am I doing on LiveJournal?

umm...hi?

If I did something good, then I deserve an act of misdeed later.

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Sad news for the fellow members of our Anglosphere--


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I want to wash my eyes and get a new pair of sunglasses.

Please install a bird feeder in your backyard. It is always nice to look outside with all of those different birds hopping around. Now that's pimping. However, I am starting to hate squirrels more. They are hogging the feeder. I swear they are asking for some hard pimpslap across their nutty cheeks. I gotta to figure a way to do some squirrel ( Read more... )