Fortune favors those who get the lo mein

[smecker]

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[sand_andwater]

At least yours wasn't some nonsensical gibberish.

[smecker]

I don't know. Being told not to put boots in the fridge seems sound to me. I know plenty of fairies who'd get pissed about that.

[sand_andwater]

You know...oh, that sort of fairy.

I would hope no one needs to be told not to put footwear in the fridge regardless of sexual orientation. That's just gross.

[smecker]

As a note for your reference, you should probably not look in my fridge on the off-chance the opportunity ever presents itself. No footwear, but some other things you might find "just gross."