I love going to lunch.  For the ten minutes I'm there everday, I manage to gross out and disgust every person at that table.  In the words of Mike Vituilli: "Meghan, why can't you act more like a girl?  You have tits and a vagina, come on."  Sorry Mike, but the answer is NO.  Sure, I'm a chick, and can act like one, but most of the time I ( Read more... )

     This morning I had to wake my ass up at 7:00 to be at BHS by 8:00 for a bullshit Saturday School.  How else was I supposed to call into school when I wasn't living at my house?  What do they not understand?  Ms. B. was actually going to let us out a half hour early but some stupidfucks couldn't stop talking so she didn't let us out till 11:00 ( Read more... )

     Think about the concept of rape.  When the average person thinks of rape, they think of sexual penetration without concent of an individual.  But there are so many ways someone can rape you.  And we've all been raped--ALL of us.  So why would Bartlett High School threaten to suspend me for having the words RAPE ME on my backpack?  Because they ( Read more... )