Hah, yes, this is absolutely accurate.

( The internet obviously knows Arnie J. very well. )

Oh.

( Erm... )

I still have no smegging clue what the smeg is going on. It's been...two weeks now? Something like that. And since I'm clearly not dead, I've got some sort of power ( Read more... )

I find myself babysitting a giant spider and a cat made out of bones.

She owes me a favor of gargantuan proportions.

...Wait, she already gave me a free flat.

Smeg.

If anybody needs me, I'll be in the 'ponics bay.

Getting absolutely "pished."