last night, two teenage kennel assistants got their coats to leave the animal hospital after closing. later, i opened the coat closet to a soft, sweet, slightly-alcohol-laden scent that i immediately recognized as warm vanilla sugar from bath and body works ( Read more... )

At around 3 pm, I opened the door for a breath of fresh air, and upon doing so encountered a nice nostril-full of Crazy Mike. The film crew, having removed Mike's outdoor "bathroom," left Mike without place to shit. And thus, Mike has been crapping his pants. The smell, to say the least, was not pleasant. It smelled like latrines, it smelled ( Read more... )

At around 2:30 pm, a european student, probably from hopkins, a regular customer, stopped in at my good ol' coffee shop for a coffee. He smelled beautiful. In fact, he smelled, as I later proclaimed in a very loud voice, "like my orgasms ( Read more... )

At 9:00 am on November 1, room 404 of the Brown Center at MICA smelled like vinegar and fresh paint.