Comments | smellslikecher: In the Hole

smellslikecher

In the Hole

Mar 26, 2009 21:18

I am in the hole. I am not sure what to do, but at least I know that I'm in the hole. I took out a cunt equity loan, and I invested it with my Uncle Stanley-Bob. He leveraged my cunt at least 3 or 4 times, then took it offshore. There may have been some swaps, I don't know what the hell was going on. But now I owe around 800 trillion barrels ( Read more... )

Comments 6

oreofuchi March 27 2009, 01:37:24 UTC

I have a bucket of change I haven't spent, if it'd help.

mip March 27 2009, 02:06:58 UTC

oh sue. what about the cuntizens?

smellslikecher March 27 2009, 02:23:38 UTC

The cuntizens once ate me out. Now they bail me out.

mip March 27 2009, 02:09:24 UTC

also, you're lucky that the BRF currency is now pegged to the vietnamese dong. so you don't owe as much, in USD at least, as you originally thought.

smellslikecher March 27 2009, 02:18:45 UTC

Are you serious, sister?

Uncle S-B told me it was pegged to his dong, and I've been laundering that money as often as I can ever since!

mip March 27 2009, 03:05:15 UTC

well, now you can rest easy.