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smellsyourhair

Entry 03

Dec 01, 2009 20:30

Some of you on this boat need to reconsider your manners... but some of you are nice enough, like that green-haired girl who cooks in Sergei's. She's got a great personality. Anyone who wants some nice food, you should give Sergei's a gander.

[Now that his very subtle attempt to hook that ugly girl Herz up with one of the single men on the ship is ( Read more... )

piano, chopin was also a vampire, herz, sparkling whine, matchmaker, bellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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destinedtorule December 2 2009, 05:06:53 UTC

[He's just laughing. Wow you're dumb, Edward.]

smellsyourhair December 2 2009, 05:08:31 UTC

[His head is shaped like a foot so there.]

You again.

destinedtorule December 2 2009, 05:09:20 UTC

Yes, me. Problem?

smellsyourhair December 2 2009, 05:10:43 UTC

No, I'm getting along quite well, thank you.

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weaponxi December 2 2009, 06:08:38 UTC

You play the piano well.

smellsyourhair December 2 2009, 06:12:14 UTC

Yes, I know.

weaponxi December 2 2009, 06:13:48 UTC

I haven't heard your voice before, recent arrival?

smellsyourhair December 2 2009, 06:14:23 UTC

Yes, I'm Edward Cullen, and you are...?

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psychoticracer December 2 2009, 06:12:58 UTC

.... Green-haired girl.

[Erol has the first really good laugh since his injury. It kind of hurts, but he doesn't regret it.]

smellsyourhair December 2 2009, 06:13:19 UTC

Yes. Herz Hessian, I believe she's called.

psychoticracer December 2 2009, 06:17:17 UTC

[He loses it again. This is just priceless.]

I daresay he DOES make a very nice girl.

[Especially bleeding and squirming beneath Erol on the kitchen floor.]

smellsyourhair December 2 2009, 06:26:41 UTC

I thought so, too. She's charming, really.

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farfairersoul December 2 2009, 06:15:59 UTC

...Precursors, you really are an idiot.

smellsyourhair December 2 2009, 06:16:49 UTC

Hm?

farfairersoul December 2 2009, 06:28:55 UTC

The green-haired cook at the grille is a man.

[Razer has never actually spoken to Herz, but he's seen him around, and he heard his most recent broadcast. That was amusing.]

A homosexual man.

As in, a man sexually attracted to other men.

There are several of us onboard.

smellsyourhair December 2 2009, 06:29:58 UTC

Nooo, that would be friendship.

[Edward shakes his head.]

She's a charming woman, if you'd just look past her... she has a great personality.

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tachikhromatic December 2 2009, 06:34:28 UTC

Uhmmmm, isn't Herz male?

I don't get it.

smellsyourhair December 2 2009, 06:42:18 UTC

Herz is a woman, little girl.

tachikhromatic December 2 2009, 07:42:07 UTC

No, I'm pretty sure that's wrong.

Oh! I sound like a girl to you? Really?!

[This is very exciting!]

smellsyourhair December 2 2009, 08:23:50 UTC

Your voice is high pitched... aren'tyou?

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