I need some scrapbooking supplies. This is important.

Love, you don't have to worry about your ring. I've found you a much better one.

Some of you on this boat need to reconsider your manners... but some of you are nice enough, like that green-haired girl who cooks in Sergei's. She's got a great personality. Anyone who wants some nice food, you should give Sergei's a gander.

[Now that his very subtle attempt to hook that ugly girl Herz up with one of the single men on the ship is ( Read more... )

There are these strange slime-like creatures bouncing around here and there. They look like they're makde out of slime, or perhaps an ooze of some sort.

I'll call them slimes.

[Edward sounds very proud of this idea and he leans back, sipping a cup of the blood he got from the cooler in Sergei's Bar and Grille.]

[Edward paces back and forth, his flawless skin glittering in the light from his open window. He picks up his communicator and speaks into it.]

I need to know what's going on here. Who are you people and what do you want? Where's Bella?