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Mmm~ Seems I might have to work a bit harder to get where I need to go.

There's this border guard named Sango. Quite the looker, and birthing hips made of steel. Might it be too presumptuous of me to think that she might be caving? Granted, I am only using her to get through the gate to the upper level. Maybe it's just a figment of my ( Read more... )

Rejection number four hundred and fifty-three. The girls play hard to get, I take the bait, and ultimately wind up looking like an idiot as they run off and leave me in the dust. Would one blame me, though? Being lead on as such? *dramatic sigh* It's so hard finding a nice, respectable, good-looking woman to bear you children these days ( Read more... )