I have a nagging feeling that things were said and done outside of anything or anyone I have control over. And that things were sorely misconstrued.

But, okay.

Yeah, I haven't updated since February. STFU. Life got busy.

Things that happened Spring semester:

• Played Tubal the Jew clown in a carnival themed production of Merchant of Venice.  They made me a girl who has an unrequited love for Shylock. I was awesome.
• Mentored a 7th grader's creative writing ventures. Her name was Kendalle, she was a cool kid, ( Read more... )

Y'know, in case you folks wanted to see my masterful cartooning skillz.\
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THIS IS THE FRONT.

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No, seriously.

news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090212/ap_on_re_us/octuplets

She's just had eight kids from in vitro, in addition to the six she already had (in vitro). She's single, unemployed, and gets disability for three of her older kids (one has autism, one had a "speech delay" and one has ADHD.) ADHfuckingD?! Bitch, please. We never got disability for ( Read more... )

So, Sean and I are making dinner right now.  Lamb chops.  And we were talking about spicing them ( Read more... )

I have a feeling Sean would think this was DELICIOUS. :-P ( Read more... )

For my Dramatic Lit class. And to a lesser extent, my Math for Elementary Educators class.

here:  jezziewrites.wordpress.com/

It will be mostly posts talking about the plays we're reading, or plays that I see.
Hoorah. Very exciting, yes? I'm going to try and make the posts as amusing as possible.

Nothing's up yet, except for an About Me page.

yeahhhh.

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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24891359-421,00.htmlRead more... )

Taken from cleolinda's linkspam, this is exquisitely hilarious...

blogofhilarity.com/2008/12/05/the-6-most-problematic-barbie-situations-in-history

The entire blog is pretty funny.  I spent the better part of last night going through it and reading the best parts to Sean.  You just need to sift through a lot of entries on hot chicks and boobs...

Here's another ( Read more... )

Everyone's been giving me constant birthday wishes.
...I still feel like I'm 19.

Sean woke me up at 4:54 (the time I was born)...
Me: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Sean: Hey... hey... hey... hey...
Me: Zzzzz... huh?
Sean: Hey.
Me: ...Yeah?
Sean: Happy Birthday.
Me: Thank you, honey. *snuggle* Zzzzzzzzzzzzz...

He made me a really neat card and he drew a ravenous ( Read more... )