Facebook made me forget that LiveJournal even existed since whenever the last time I updated ( Read more... )

I found this:

I AM A FRONT DESK CLERK!

I have advanced degrees in accounting, public relations, marketing, business, computer science, civil engineering and Swahili.

Of course, I have the reservation that you booked 6 years ago even though you don't have the confirmation number and you think that it was made under a name that starts with "X".

It is ( Read more... )

I will admit, it's been a while. I will therefore do my best to catch up in some of the most vague ways possible.

First, we begin today's segment on a serious note. I like to get that sort of thing out of the way so that all of my fans can leave here on happier note. Recently (within the last 3 months) there has been an outbreak of breakups. I ( Read more... )

No one is a virgin anymore. What a sick world!

I've got this curse. This particular curse contains two very important elements that have come back to "bite me in the nose" as they say.
#1 is that I really don't keep secrets from people unless I absolutely have to. I'm not dumb. I know this is not how the entire rest of the world works. Husbands and wives keep secrets, best friends keep even more ( Read more... )

Here we are at HU. I just now got everything unpacked and put away except for my wall decorations. Decorations will have to wait until tomorrow for our new suitemates are sleeping and I know that I would kill the girl who was hammering on my wall while I am trying to sleep. I like our new suitemates.

I am still not ready to go to school. Ya know, ( Read more... )

Well, here we are LJ. It's the end of the line, the line of my General Dynamics summer internship. I honestly feel like I just got here. I even kept my WordArt Inbox labels because I felt like I just made them and it would be a waste to get rid of them. I kind of wish my boss-lady was here. It's alot less fun of a celebration when the person you're ( Read more... )

Just in case, for a second, anyone thought I was immune to peer pressure or that I know what I can and cannot do, I'm not and I don't. Yesterday the mom who's cooler than me was trying to find someone to play on their golf team because she had "a better opportunity" (code words for hot date). I told her that if it was any other "sport" (if you will ( Read more... )

Ya know that guy Murphy and his law that states "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong" ? Well, I think that if I had no time at all to sum up this Cedar Point trip that phrase would do just fine. However, lucky for everyone else, mornings are always a little slow for me as I wait for my boss to arrive.

First of all, the day before we left Derek ( Read more... )

I find it sad that on our working Fridays, since we're only working 8 hours instead of 9 like every other day, it seems like a half day. I feel like I've done near nothing and yet the time has flown and my coffee has not failed me. Today was the Classic Car Show but really, in order to get more participants they allow anyone with a "summer toy" to ( Read more... )