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[smite_knight]

This is getting ridiculous. Is the entire ship falling apart?

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[metharchy]

[Loud exhale.]

Working on it as fast as I can.

[smite_knight]

Oh, er... thank you sir. [Because the ship wright is obviously a man.]

Is there anything I can do to help?

[metharchy]

...I'm not a sir, I'm a woman.

[Did she sound manly? What?]

No help is necessary.

[smi7e_knigh7]

--my apologies.

...It is the stairs between decks 11 and 12. The middle has completely fallen through.

This sudden fragility, is it... is there a cause?

[imsorryimissed]

Don't hit things and it won't fall apart.

[smi7e_knigh7]

Eh-? Well, that is usually the case, but things have been falling apart even without the use of force. I believe there have been complaints about doorknobs coming off.

And I cannot imagine why someone would want the stairs to collapse.

[thenotmagician]

Seems like it.

[smite_knight]

I find it disturbing.

[thenotmagician]

Well this hunk a metal is gonna have to fall apart some time.

[smite_knight]

Hmm. Let us hope that we are not on it when it does.

[yousoundblue]

One of my chairs collapsed! ...I wasn't in it at the time. The leg just came off at random and it fell over.

This is what you get for making things out of dead trees.

[smi7e_knigh7]

Hmm.

...what are the chairs you are used to made out of?

[yousoundblue]

Ah...

[There's a pause. Lika is examining the damaged chair.]

Wood, I think...and fabric, and there are metal connectors. And some kind of adhesive.

[smite_knight]

Ah, I meant the chairs of your homeland. What would you use besides 'dead trees?'

[chopshopgoddess]

I'm starting to think so, yeah.

[smite_knight]

Perhaps the appearance of the ship wright will help.