More Adventures In Dating...

[smjor]

If the email you send says this:
"I'm not looking to just get laid I wanna take my time and get to know someone and find something that will last"

But the picture you send along with the email is:
Your cock.

You are either:
(a) The worst liar evAr.
(b) A guy who thought I would go on a date with him.
(c) Both A and B.

Comments

[auggie]

maybe they have a keenly developed sense of irony.

[smjor]

Maybe if his cock was as keenly developed as his sense of irony I would have written him back.

A good rule of thumb: If your erect cock is only about the size of your thumb, don't send a picture of it.

[auggie]

unless this is your thumb...

[nelsonbob]

Perhaps.... nah, he's just a dork. Try again... NEXT!

[shauntkuter]

Sean Salisbury?

[smjor]

OMG, is that for real? Outrageous. I wish I had been one of the women he showed it to, I would have laughed and caused him to be filled with shame.

[dreadw0lf]

Did you laugh and point?

[zurx]

You forgot D. which would be myself