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[smokingbomb]

Just woke up. Passed out after it disappeared.

Spent night behind improvised fortress. After roaming my house and eating every food supply I owned and all of the soft-enough-to-chew furniture it could find/fit into its mouth, it settled in front of my fort in the living room and just STARED AT ME FOR FOUR HOURS.

Comments

[sweep]

Why do you look like a gray balloon.

[smokingbomb]

Do you have a problem with my illustration? BECAUSE I DON'T LOOK LIKE A FUCKING BALLOON.

[sweep]

You look like a big gray balloon.

[smokingbomb]

I don't! It's a fucking scheme!

[friendofgon]

...

[smokingbomb]

What.

[friendofgon]

Nothing.

[smokingbomb]

I am sensing a sarcastic undertone in that comment, you fucker.

[slobberymongrel]

Oh! You're alive! How smashing!

My name is Sirius, not Houdini, however. You might want to edit that. People might think you're very silly.

[smokingbomb]

Of course I'm alive! You'll need more than that to get the tenth Vongola family head's right hand man, you ass!

And I'm not silly! So deal, dog man!

[slobberymongrel]

Vonglewhat? Bless you. I havent got a hanky on me, sorry.

[smokingbomb]

How dare you, you bastard! Like you're one to make fun of the most respected mafia family's name, with your swine and reindeers!

[badluck_ftw]

HELLO, MY LOVE. ♥

[smokingbomb]

DBSABDSJAELSABEKLSAJEKLSA I'M NOT YOUR LOVE!!!

[badluck_ftw]

I MISSED YOU TOO!!!! ♥ :D :D :D LET'S CUDDLE!!

[smokingbomb]

DFBJDLKSAEJASKLESLKA. HOW ABOUT NO.

[eatchurbrains]

........you blew a bird up and it didn't die?

[smokingbomb]

I don't know about the bird, I was distracted by the baby elephant from hell.

[eatchurbrains]

........that's.......

...................wow.

[smokingbomb]

Eh, I've stomached worse.

You're that voodoo kid, aren't you?