you make my dick skeet

[smoothmassacre]

I have whole-heartedly decided to pursue my carrer as a Medical Doctor in the specialized field of Cosmetic and Reconstructive surgery. In order to conclude my decision, I realized that I enjoy stapling faces and touching boobs.

Comments

[soccerplaya47]

[smoothmassacre]

just imagine them squirming!!!

just kidding! i am lurking ot right now! this post was inspired by the "i pooped out a worm" thread.

[soccerplaya47]

Yeah. I'm not really scarred for life. I just wanted to use the sadface EMOticon.

I haven't actually posted in forever. Once I get the cash to renew my subscription and change my av to one that includes a Santa Hat.. I will be able to get the respect I deserve... i'm nearing the 1,000 post mark.. woo-hooooooooooo.

[tarheelzrbtr]

grey, your not serious are you? u pay for your lj? u got to be kidding.

[tarheelzrbtr]

i think the worms coming out of the asshole is the worst. is it real? nah i just dont thinkit can be real, unless there dead or something!?

[claireonachair3]

OMG Ashley you make me wanna vomit.

[soccerplaya47]

In the kitchen on the floor?

[claireonachair3]

like a french maid.

[nooneexists]

how... death metal of you :)

[smoothmassacre]

thanks :)

[_freeasabird]

ashley you're the coolest girl ever