Going to the dentist for the first time in well over two years in order to fix my rapidly-deteriorating teeth ( Read more... )

Woke up this morning, after hitting the snooze a healthy nine times. Within 2 minutes, the dealer called, informing me he had not gotten the faxes I'd asked my insurance company to send over to prove I was insured, that the car had not been delivered before they opened to the public as was supposed to happen, and that all the managers (who were ( Read more... )

And lo! There was another update within the same month! This must mean everyone's favourite world-travelling hero has had more luck befall him ( Read more... )

For the scads of fans who wait patiently for the newest updates in the happenings of me, I suppose it's time for an update. At the moment, I've far too lax a disposition to try any sort of coherent categorizing, so I'll blurt it all out in bullet form ( Read more... )

So I figured I'd whine for awhile. Things have been going superbly at work, and I've been told by upper management that I'm the favourite to land the job I applied for. I just built a bitchin' new computer. I own a television that's more expensive than a lot of my friends' cars. I work my ass off any everyone likes me ( Read more... )

So I went to go watch V for Vendetta on release night, at the 10:20 showing, and in contrast to my roommate, did so without the accompaniment of Johnny Walker. What ensued for the following two hours was utterly mind-blowing. In all honesty, I believe this movie could well be the best movie most of us have ever seen. It's so amazingly complete in ( Read more... )

I realize it's been quite some time since I've last updated, but I have been fairly busy recently. As opposed to my normal posts, I figure I'll go off on a bit of rant, and see what words my brain forwards to my fingers as they seem to keep typing without me knowing what's coming out.

So, where to begin...

My best friend Rick (the non-argyle one ( Read more... )

<---- Grandmotherfucker.

I know we're gonna meet someday in the crumbled financial institutions of this land..
There will be tables and chairs, there'll be pony rides and dancing bears; there'll even be a band

So I just returned from a day-long skiing adventure in Eastern Pennsylvania. As of the time of this writing, I am quite thoroughly inebriated due to a mixture of Jack Daniels shots, Jagermeister shots, Southern Comfort shots, Wild Turkey shots, Rumple Minze shots, Yuengling lager, Amaretto sours, Jagerbombs, Irish Carbombs, and liberal quantities ( Read more... )

Viele der Leser und Leserinnen von Novo werden die KÄS wahrscheinlich kennen. Dort, von der Bühne aus links, gleich am ersten Tisch, saßen die beiden: auffällig, südländisches Äußeres, mit vielen goldenen Ringen an den Fingern und dicken Ketten um den Hals, auch die aus Gold. "Um Gottes Willen", dachte ich mir, als ich sie sah, "zwei Zuhälter. ( Read more... )