apparently i smoked some crack before i went to rent movies and wound up with "the forgotten" and "i heart huckabees," among others. the forgotten put me to sleep, literally. i couldn't even finish i heart huckabees- i'm still wondering how a movie with such a good cast can be soo bad ( Read more... )

today i discovered that taking my dog outside is a super great way to start the day. she gallumped all over the yard and looked so happy when she comes running back to me. how can you possibly have a bad day when it starts off like that ( Read more... )

this morning my parents left for their week away (which includes attending a family reunion that i'm never invited to) so when i got home from school i had to pick up the mail and the stupid local paper. i decided to read the paper because of the whole stand-off in the movie theater that happened yesterday about a mile from my house. i get bored ( Read more... )

why won't god take away my uterus??? really. i don't want it and i resent being forced to have one ( Read more... )

today, for the first time in my life, i got to experience morning rush hour. the interstates aren't that bad, it is just the chaos on the suburban highways that i have to take to get to the interstate. all the little suburbanites trying to whiz around each other to be first in line at the red light. why does everyone in my county own a white SUV ( Read more... )

i think congress needs to pass some sort of law that would allow people to sue musicians for writing songs that get stuck in your head. just a thought.

so, first day of class was interesting. my professor called himself sexy- in front of a class that is 97% male ( Read more... )

had a good weekend, except I kept waking up inexplicably early and getting all tired and cranky by mid-afternoon.
my summer classes start today. i actually got up on time without complaining- so, so far so good.

whilst in traffic today, i saw an adorable moped with a sidecar. the guy driving it has this big-ass grin on his face, most likely because he knows how rad his vehicle is. the site almost made me forget about the extreme suckiness of traffic all around atlanta.

i wake up this afternoon and practically the first thing i see is this card my mom got for me. the front is a black and white image of a line of guys in suits tipping their hats and the inside says "It only took one trip outside for Sarah to dedide that the boob job was totally worth it." not the kind of card you expect from your mom.