another gem from youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIJl9J9-ye8&feature=related
Who got cutains? I got drapes.

I saw Harold and Kumar today. The most memorable part of the movie is part of a song. I give you My Dick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNgWQfOd-1M

I got bored today so I cleaned out one of my closets. I haven't used it in years because it was just too full (as are my other closet and my dressers- I've been using garment racks ( Read more... )

male customer: "Hey sweetie (or any of a couple dozen other diminutives)."
me: slightly annoyed face
m.c.: "You married? No? You should be. You got kids yet? You should have kids.
me: "I don't want to have children. Ever."
m.c.: "Every woman wants babies!!"

I am generally forced to endure this crap at least three times a day.

while i was running errands a few days ago i had to stop at a really long red light. i was basically forced to stare at a tattoo shop for about five minutes and that made me start thinking (nothing good ever comes of this ( Read more... )

i am absolutely fucking sick of people who create all this drama in their lives and then expect people to feel sorry for them.
here's an idea: stop doing shit that you know is fucking stupid. surely you have a better way to wile away the time.

My life seems to consist to nothing but work and sleep. and i'm really not getting that much sleep ( Read more... )

I went to see Ben Folds on Sunday. It was wonderful. I really wish he could have played a longer set though ( Read more... )

a youngish man came into my store yesterday evening and introduced himself as a representative of Freek energy drinks. He asked if I was the manager or owner and although I told him that I was not he proceeded to give me a sales pitch. He asked if I liked energy drinks and I told him that every type I have tried tasted like crap. To which he ( Read more... )

would someone that watches the 4400 tell me what happened on tonight's episode?