I'm really bored. Generally life is shite. It's like a worldwide bulletin went out that Michelle Howard is fair game and therefore EVERYONE should try and fuck her over. I currently have on my back Norton Finance, The Woolwich, LloydsTSB, Norwich Union and to add insult to injury the tax benefit agency. They've overpaid me by £2,000.00. I told ( Read more... )

Do you know what today was? Today was photo day at work ( Read more... )

My boyfriend sucks. He doesn't give a shit about me or what's important to me. He doesn't appreciate that I'm the fucker working her tits off to make ends meet. I cook, clean, wash, iron and budget for the house. His job is to do the garden and pick up the slack when I have to be less then homely. Neither or these he achieves ( Read more... )

Laptop. Check.
Cup of tea. Check.
Second wind after a bottle of wine. Check.
Firefly on DVD. Check.
Inability to go to bed. Check.
Terrorising the internet. Check and double check.
Procrastination. Check.

I think my work here is done.

I have a laptop. Not new but cool none the less. Wireless, therefore I am able to walk outside as I write. That rocks. It makes my lap very hot - in the sense that it is warm rather than it makes me horny.

It'll take some time for me to get used to this keyboard. Many odd letters are being added to my sentances. I've edited many times. h

A culmination of 12 months of fucking bollocks.

I am currently the calendar girl for suicide at Christmas.

Just thought I'd let you all know that I'm not dead.

Well, immediately there's the fact that I've just smacked my elbow on the door and got a massive bruise! The door lunged for me, honest ( Read more... )

I'm stood outside work, waiting for a lift. I work opposite a big ole' church and notice that there are thousands of little old dears filing in. The mind takes over...

Welcome to Tuesday nights at the Methodist Church - better known as .... EUTHANASIA EVENING!!
Come one and come all - tonight, for one night only, we are offering a mostly ( Read more... )

You get excited about the John Lewis catalogue.

However, you know you're not quite ready when you realise that the bedspread you're looking at is totally overpriced and beyond you. *noddles*

*This little piece of life observation brought to you by Michelle's musing imagination*

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80% Stability |||||||||||| 46% Orderliness |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Accommodation |||||| 23% Interdependence |||||||||||| 43% Intellectual |||||||||| 36% Mystical |||||| 30% Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63% ( Read more... )