He wasn't even there for ten minutes before they...

Mar 30, 2011 20:57

started to fuck.  I know more about their sexual habits than I do anything else about them.  Shit, I don't even know their names. My neighbor upstairs and her boyfriend, specifically.  As I type this, I'm trying like hell to block out their sex noises and the post-coital footsteps around the apartment.  It isn't that I am crotchety or even remotely ( Read more... )

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I really like... collegelife101 March 31 2011, 03:21:47 UTC
the continuation of the story from the title to the body. I did that for awhile in my posts years ago and I always liked the effect.

I find your neighbors sex antics both funny and annoying. Funny when we can laugh at or predict them. Annoying when they are so audible. And they aren't audible because they are verbally noisy. They are audible because of that damn squeaky bed. It's so cliche. Yes, their squeaky bed is cliche.

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Re: I really like... sn0wcherry April 1 2011, 17:41:21 UTC
I think they must have known my exact proximity in my apartment yesterday evening. I got home from school and started working on my laptop from my livingroom, and there it was, the oh-so-familiar, frenzied rhythm of their fornication. At least I didn't have to hear the squeaks.

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jujigish April 9 2011, 13:31:53 UTC
hello, I sent an email to you about this post, its not coming thru for me. Can you connect with me when you get a chance.

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