Can't stop now

[snad]

don't post for months and then can't stop...

Just made the mistake of putting on nail varnish while on the edge of needing a piss... assuming I could hold it until it was dry. Fool - it's never dry enough to get jeans off!

Comments

[juudes]

Reading this quickly, the proximity of the words 'piss', 'jeans' and 'dry enough' led me to believe that you had wet yourself!

I have marginally more diginty....

[snad]

...than would allow me to admit to pissing myself on a public forum!

I made it - the nail varnish didn't