I have had it with these motherfucking scorpions on this motherfucking plane!

Jan 10, 2007 13:32

EDIT: Found another scorpion on a plane story!

Scorpion stings man on plane to TorontoMon Jan 8, 2:56 PM ET ( Read more... )

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peregrin8 January 10 2007, 19:00:09 UTC
I wonder who they could get to do the movie soundtrack?

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faerydragonet January 10 2007, 23:59:10 UTC
Yay! I feel Quinten Tarrentino coming on.

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Icon Love! rozebud January 11 2007, 22:50:20 UTC
!!!

Your icon is awesome...I bow before you.

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I'M MOTHERFUCKING SORRY! samfnjackson January 15 2007, 09:01:59 UTC
I'D LIKE TO FORMALLY APOLOGIZE TO THE PASSENGERS OF THE FLIGHT! WE WERE GOING TO DO SOME MOTHERFUCKING SET RESEARCH FOR SCORPIONS ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE! AND I WAS DELAYED (JUST BECAUSE I WAS WEARING MY JEWEL-ENCRUSTED TURBAN! DAMN RACIST-ASS FBI AGENTS WITH THEIR FULL-BODY CAVITY SEARCH THAT I KINDA LIKED!)! I MISSED THE MOTHERFUCKING FLIGHT! BOY, IS MY FACE RED!

RED WITH BLOOD!

SCORPION BLOOD!

I WIN!

FATALITY!

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