OK...who saw the dancers on the Oscars make the Snakes on a Plane logo?  I busted out laughing when I saw it.

Alleged Harness Race Fixing at Saratoga Gaming & RacewayA grand jury in Saratoga County is looking into allegations of harness race fixing at Saratoga Gaming and Raceway ( Read more... )

Snakes on a plane? Try scorpions instead

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GIVE SAMMY LOUD JACKSON A CASE OF TEQUILA, A MICROPHONE, AND A VAGUE-ASS PREMISE FOR AN ANIME?!  YOU GET SOME QUALITY SHIT!  YEAH!  AFRO SAMURAI IS MY GIFT TO THE ASIAN COMMUNITY (AND BY "GIFT" I MEAN "COURT-ORDERED COMMUNITY SERVICE FOR NEGLIGENCE WITH A FLAME-THROWER IN A SUBURB OF KYOTO")!  THIS SHIT WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD ( Read more... )

I don't know if any of you've spotted this already in the movie, but in the scene where the flight attendant microwaves a coral snake, the first button on the microwave actually says "SNAKE". Just seeing that made me laugh so hard I woke my neighbors.. Good job, SOAP crew! XD

Snakes on a House!

Luckily for them it's just garter snakes...

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WHAT WOULD EVERYONE THINK OF SNAKES ON A PLANE 2? I'VE BEEN TALKING TO DAVE ELLIS ABOUT IT AND THINK IT'S A FUCKING BRILLIANT IDEA! HELL, IF NO ONE AROUND HERE PICKS IT UP, I'LL GO MEL GIBSON ON THEIR ASSES AND PRODUCE IT MYSELF (NO JEW BLAMING, THOUGH! SAMMY DON'T PLAY THAT!)!

PERSONALLY, I THINK THE SNAKES HAVE IT COMING! DO YOU KNOW HOW ( Read more... )

Would anyone be interested in writing for a SOAP role play on LJ if I made one? I call Claire Miller. :)

Ideas and suggestions are loved.