a cat tried to kill me this morning. very deliberately laid in front of my foot on the stairs. so i attempted to avoid stepping on her and possibly crushing her to death, only to lose my footing and take the rest of the stairs on my ass. the ass that is now mostly bruise. i also lost a patch of skin the size of a dollar coin from my left elbow ( Read more... )

"Get a cup of tea and settle in for a long read. Emily had to take an anatomy test on Monday and they made everybody leave their stuff in another room while they took their test. Well, somebody went in there and went through all the guys coats and stole their keys and cell phones. They took all the girls purses and backpacks and just cleaned out ( Read more... )

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why do i want to cum all over everything wes anderson does? is it the pretty colors?

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one of my parents' cats is rather elderly. she's 14 years old if she's a day. she is getting up there and has been acting strangely lately. my mom told me not to be too upset if she happens to pass while they're away. her name is tabby. she's gray, old, and cranky. we've had her since she was a kitten. and she's never liked me. she's de- ( Read more... )

holy crap. you need to see this video. i think i love her.

Bat for Lashes ~ "What's a Girl to Do?"

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so, i'm dog sitting for my parents, who have taken my little sister to disney world. they are paying me VERY well for a week spent lounging in their hot tub, watching their dish network tv, playing guitar hero and eating all their food. all i have to do is make sure the three dogs, two cats, three guinea pigs and one rabbit don't eat each other ( Read more... )

I will send a handmade gift to the first 5 people who leave a comment here on my blog. I don't know what that gift will be yet, but you will receive it within 365 days. The only thing you have to do in return is "pay it forward" by making a similar agreement on your blog.

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