Snappy is Back!

After many months of hibernation, your dearest friend Snappy Pappy has returned. Rejoice!

Right now Snappy Pappy Productions is putting the final touches on the DVD release of Snaptastic!

In case you missed it in the theaters, Snaptastic! is a feature-length documentary on the life of Snappy Pappy during his 11-month stand-up comedy ( Read more... )

Snappy Pappy's Rules for Hot or Not?

Snappy Pappy has a guilty pleasure called HOTorNOT.com. People upload their picture, and you rate how HOT they are on a scale of 1 to 10. You pick the gender and age range of people you want to rate. It's the old "everyday people looking for validation by anonymous strangers" routine. Nothing wrong with that! I ( Read more... )

Rant: Dumb Browsers

Snappy Pappy is browsing the web. Oops...  Snappy accidentally typed .xom instead of .com again. ERROR! YOU ARE AN IDIOT. CHECK THE ADDRESS AND TRY AGAIN.

Wow. You'd think after a decade of browsing, they could figure out a way to [GASP!] send me to the .com site when I type in .xom, .comm, or whatever other typo I make. Maybe ( Read more... )

A Snaptastic sample from the new EP

Snappy Pappy is a talented singer/songwriter. The title of his upcoming album is Smoking the Snap Out. It will be released on Snappy's own label: Snappy Pappy Productions. As usual, the album features all original songs, written and performed by Snappy, from inside his outhouse. It is scheduled for an early ( Read more... )

Snappy's Headshot

Snappy Pappy can no longer autograph your pictures and promotional materials. Please stop sending them. The response has been too overwhelming. But Snappy won't leave his fans empty-handed. In appreciation for your support, please accept this signed and downloadable headshot photo, courtesy of Snappy Pappy Productions.


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Smokey spits on your ticket

Snappy Pappy got a parking ticket today.

This made Snappy mad. But then he thought about it... and remembered that Snappy never pays his parking tickets anyway. So it's all good.

Snappy serves it up tonight

Snappy Pappy would like to thank his fans for joining him tonight during his appearance at the Mr. Alan's Shoes and Sportwear in Royal Oak, MI. Thanks to your support, the "Snappy for America" fund is growing fast. All proceeds tonight were donated to the fund, and were then immediately spent on urban street clothes. ( Read more... )

Words of Wisdom, by Snappy

The past is a cancelled check.
Your maximum point of power is NOW.

This moment was brought to you by Snappy Pappy and his friend and mentor, Tony Robbins. Snappy knows that you have the power to shape your destiny and unleash the inner Tony Robbins inside you. What are you waiting for?

Ask Snappy

Snappy Pappy also hosts an advice column. User Butterball asks:

Why am I so tired lately?
From, Lonely and Tired in San FranciscoSnappy says...  Stop blaming your problems on your sleeping patterns. I have a feeling that you are very lonely. Call it Pappy intuition. Go out and meet some people. Snappy recommends your local supermarket ( Read more... )

Mission to Mars

Snappy Pappy heard that Bush wants to send people to Mars. This is a good idea, because we all know how much those Mars artifacts will go for on eBay. Good thing Bush didn't see the recent box office bombs "Mission to Mars" and "Red Planet," or he probably would have passed on this deal. Snappy doesn't believe in outer space, but ( Read more... )