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Jan 23, 2008 16:36

Please watch your step in the lobby and out on the lawn as there may still be broken glass that I missed. But really, if you're walking around without shoes in this weather, you probably deserve to get glass in your foot. Also, there may still be pieces of terracotta on the stairs as a result of Samantha a petunia being murdered smashed.

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George, Elena, Librarians. antigrasshopper January 23 2008, 21:48:23 UTC

Oh good. Maybe we should invest in window bars as well.

I trust we'll be docking Bob's pay? I could suggest a proportional increase in the Goat's dues, but collecting from them has never been a particularly fruitful venture.

Elena, George, Librarians. snarky_farmer January 24 2008, 03:25:48 UTC

Bars'll probably be extra, plus I think they might clash with the decor.

Private to George getoffmybridge January 24 2008, 00:47:08 UTC

Sorry for giving you extra work.

Private to Bob snarky_farmer January 24 2008, 02:00:54 UTC

I'd rather deal with a broken railing than a broken Bob, so don't worry about it too much. Besides, I don't think you threw yourself through the window.

I'm getting pizza tonight, want me to bring some by?

Re: Private to George getoffmybridge January 24 2008, 02:11:45 UTC

Well, I'm kinda broken. Feel like fucking Frankenstein's monster, all the stitches I have. The scar ought to be a beaut.

You know, Luke actually had horns on his head? Like a real goat? That was fucked up.

Thanks. Yeah, that would be great. I really appreciate that.

I'm kinda watching movies, too. Can you stick around. I'm kinda brain dead from my pain pills, so I won't be much company, but still...

How mad at me are you?

Private to Bob snarky_farmer January 24 2008, 02:51:28 UTC

Horns? Are you sure that's not just the pain meds talking?

Of course. Sure. Plus, hey: if you're really out of it, I can always change the movie and you won't notice.

I'm almost mad enough to make you watch Sandra Bullock romantic comedies. I have While You Were Sleeping and The Lake House.

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You could have killed him, Bob. I'm not saying he wasn't asking for a beating - I'm right with you on that one. But he's not worth getting yourself thrown in jail. Especially since "you sure do got a purdy mouth."

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