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[snarky_parky]

So, on Sunday Harry and I sneaked out and went shopping in Hogsmeade. Generally, it was a very pleasant afternoon. Thank you for the dress, Harry! And the beret is fucking gorgeous! I used to have one of my own, but for reasons I can't remember, Luna has it now. By the way, your hair is looking much better since I fixed it for you; I do hope you

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[tied_in_notts]

Even if your bloodthirsty desires to murder my house-elf are connected to your feeling towards me in any way, I'd far rather you didn't.

[snarky_parky]

Oh, not at all. I just have a deep hatred for your house elf.

[tied_in_notts]

Be that as it may, it's a member of the family, however unwanted it may be. Next time, don't.

[snarky_parky]

Does it really give you yearly health checks??

[serpent_sexgod]

His hair doesn't normally look stupid.

Oh, yes, Clayton and I had a very interesting talk yesterday. And even I have to say that's a bit mean, Pansy, making a House Elf cry. But probably highly deserved.

[snarky_parky]

Of course it was highly deserved; don't be stupid. We used to make ours cry all the time, don't you remember, Draco?

[serpent_sexgod]

Oh, yes, it was quite fun.

[snarky_parky]

Alas. I almost miss my house elf.

[keeperking]

... PLEASE STOP MAKING MY BEST FRIEND MORE OF A GIRL THAN HE ALREADY IS, YOU SLAG!!!!

[behind_the_scar]

...hey! :(

[snarky_parky]

More of a girl? Impossible!

[behind_the_scar]

Oh, it was VERY fun! And you're certainly welcome, I couldn't NOT buy it for you! You looked amazing in it, after all. :)

Thank you for the compliment on my hair, by the way. I've tried all the spells, and I can DEFINITELY see an improvement. I don't know if it looked stupid before, though -- no one really complained.

Erm... good for you?

[snarky_parky]

Thank you! I think so too.

Be a girl forever? Please? You know you want to.

[serpent_sexgod]

...No, Pansy.

[behind_the_scar]

:D

Well, I don't really think that that would be for the best, Pansy. I mean... I miss being male, and I miss my penis dearly, and...

...OH FUCK!!!