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[snarky_parky]

So... mm. I've been thinking, with the aid of Firewhisky because it's fucking good for that kind of thing, and I realised something

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[tied_in_notts]

Although I am able to perform a canny impersonation of Crabbe's father, I'd have thought that the quality of the above-mentioned class notes clearly showed that I am not actually him at this moment in time.

What would a brain-switching spell entail, dear?

[snarky_parky]

Yes well... that was just an example. There are others who aren't so stupid, you know.

A brain-switching spell would... it would shrink the brain down to a pea, or the size of Ron Weasley's brain, and it would make the brain come out the person's ear whilst the same thing was happening to someone else, and they'd switch over and return to their normal size again. Unless it's Ron Weasley's brain.

How else could it happen??

[tied_in_notts]

All right. What would prove it to you that I'm me?

I've never given the matter much thought, so I suppose your method of brain-switching sounds best. Have you tried it out on anyone yet?

[snarky_parky]

Um. Telling me what I was wearing on the 14th March this year should do it.

No I haven't. Aren't you supposed to write books about these things first? I can't really be bothered to write a book.

[grabbe4cake]

What if I'm my father!

this is scarey

im suposed to be on a dite what if dad's here and tells mum?

must hide

[snarky_parky]

I think you'd notice if you were your father, Crabbe.

[lavender_blue_]

You have scars? Oh, join the club. They'll heal. (They fucking better.)

[snarky_parky]

I really don't need reminding that you've copied my scars, thank you.

[lavender_blue_]

What, do you think I sit in my dorm burning and cutting myself just so I can be like you?

[snarky_parky]

Probably. I bet that Granger didn't take you to the Hospital Wing because it wasn't her that did it - you did it yourself.

[behind_the_scar]

You are so very, very right. For once.

I have no idea what I'm supposed to do about it, either.

[snarky_parky]

I'm always right.

[msdaphne]

I KISSED HIM. EW. EWEWEWEWEWWW!!!

And just to clarify - I am certainly NOT Crabbe's mother. And even if I was Theo would definately NOT be the father.
And give me some of that firewhiskey.

[snarky_parky]

I wonder if Mrs Malfoy knows... ooh this Summer's gatherings will be interesting. I'd love to be the one to tell her.

Trac... I mean, Mr Malfoy gave me enough Firewhisky to drown a Quidditch pitch. Though technically it is mine now, so don't just take it. I left a bottle on your bed.

[msdaphne]

DO NOT TELL ANYONE. ESPECIALLY MRS MALFOY.
Oh my god my mother would be horrified....
Although I could always turn it around and blame him for taking advantage of me.

Thank you darling, I'll need it.

[snarky_parky]

Daph, the look on her face would be fucking priceless. The end of her nose might turn up even more.