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[snarkygamer]

Did any one else see the news today? I was actually there, remind me not to go out for a while. What I saw, zombies, I swear to my nonexistent GOD I saw zombies

Comments

[nichtdeinbff]

Zombies.

[snarkygamer]

Yah, zombies. You know, flesh eating creatures of the night?

[nichtdeinbff]

They don't exist.

[snarkygamer]

Oh yeah? Well tell that to them when they're snacking on your leg.

[evolveyourself]

You're an idiot.

[snarkygamer]

Says the bloke who eats brains.

[evolveyourself]

1. I don't eat brains.

2. You're still an idiot.

[snarkygamer]

1. You eat brains with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

2. You're still ugly.

[catalytics]

Matt. Do you want to be locked up in a nice padded room?

[snarkygamer]

I'm not going to be locked up! Come with me to the cemetery, I'll prove it!

[catalytics]

... I'll go with you to the cemetary, but only so you don't get yourself killed or locked up.

[snarkygamer]

Why does everyone think I'm weak enough to get killed? Is it the goggles? The vest? I mean, really now?

But alright, I'll show you what's what.

[goldenavenger]

Please don't provoke the flesh-eaters. We heroes have enough work to do as it is.

[snarkygamer]

Awh, but I like provoking the flesh-eaters.

[goldenavenger]

It's all fun and games until you join the army of the undead...

[snarkygamer]

I have a cure, mate.

I don't think we've met?

[illusionsofpain]

An angry little girl biting people and turning into the living dead?

LMAO SAMMY

[snarkygamer]

Yeah, she got attacked by a zombie. So she'll BE a zombie soon.

I'M SORRY. IT'S TOO IRONIC ):

[illusionsofpain]

How terrible.

It really really is.

[snarkygamer]

You should stay in-doors for the next couple of days, kid.