getting drunk (and i mean really really drunk) and eating brats (and i mean like three or four of them)with coworkers apparently leads to making out with them (and i thought leaving my other job would end workplace sexual tension, am i destined to fall in bed with people i work with? oh that's right it's just that i'm basically horny always, sex ( Read more... )

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thanks to the pieces of shit that reaffirmed for me that 95% of men a)think all women are hookers b)are either stupid or evil c)or both. and thank you to the angel who picked my drunk ass up at who knows what time in the a.m. downtown sf for letting me know there is that 5% out there...

so i am at work and am playing on the office computer cause i've got horrible abdominal pain, since whatever time i woke up this morning, hopefully it's just bad gas and not like a freak appendix or something... if y'all don't hear from me soon check to make sure i'm not dead.

You Are 64% Evil
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anna nicole smith at the supreme court
what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

oh and we just had an earthquake
i didn't feel it.

Cassie --

[noun]:

A person who falls into an outhouse and dies

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

IS THERE ANY DECENT MAN OUT THERE WHO WILL NOT USE ME!!!!!!!! IS THERE ANY MAN ON THE PLANET WHO CAN ACTUALLY ACT LIKE AN ADULT OR AT LEAST BEGIN TO THINK ABOUT ACTUAL COMMUNICATION! sadly i don't think so, they are stupid, men that is and not just heteros, only a handful of you homos are excluded from this rant- this is perpetuated by the complete ( Read more... )

no i will not touch your boobs... those who need to know will. hahahaha for those of you reading this who don't get the inside joke, i don't care.

new year's resolutions: i must preface this by saying resolutions are bull shit, if you are going to make a change you don't need a special day, just do it. if you are waiting for some special power of some special day to get over what you haven't already you're a pussy and its not going to happen just cause it's new years... that said ( Read more... )

we need a golf club and ski masks. or just my fists. that bitch will go down. all i have to do is take one sweep at her legs.

i've arrived on live journal.