4.

[snazzy_cadaver]

Would anyone like to learn about the class struggle? 500 of you, maybe?

{Asking never hurt...right? How else am I supposed to find people to teach?}

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[glowing_science]

[500 is a lot of people... Well, it's not like Ema has anything better to do like her job.]

I'll have a listen. Educate me.

[snazzy_cadaver]

{That was easier than I was expecting.}

It's all propaganda, but...

[glowing_science]

I'm aware of that. But we have to be willing to help each other out if we're going to make it out of this... or something... So I'll listen to it anyway.

[snazzy_cadaver]

Mm, thank you.

*Aaand he tries to make a truncated version of the class struggle, sounding pretty bored the entire time.*

[best_papa_evar]

[And thus Hughes the Job Helper appeared, and it was relatively okay. This man has been working like a goddamn train to complete weird or improbable jobs. Just humor him and maybe he'll be remotely helpful.]

Aha, when is this all due?

[snazzy_cadaver]

Friday.

[best_papa_evar]

Aha, then this will be an easy one. Just go to the factory or ask if you can talk to a classroom. Mainly the factory--if you set up a podium or go inside and speak, you can say you taught at least 200 people, if not more.

Trying over the phone won't get you enough listeners.

[snazzy_cadaver]

{That was surprisingly helpful.}

Thanks.

[rogue_crow]

Your job, I assume? And a tough one, at that.

Perhaps you should simply give your lesson over the phone? Then technically it would be inviting the whole town to listen...or at least however much of the town is using their phones at the time. Certainly quite a number will doubtless wind up hearing it.

[a_crazygirl]

You can teach me, if you want.

...Are there even that many people in this place?

[relaxiamadoctor]

I'd like to hear about it~