The (completely inaccurate) One Direction Primer!

[sneaky_sena]

I wrote a One Direction primer based on nothing but what I have learned from Tumblr. I may have filled in a few of the gaps myself.

Comments

[tanisafan]

This is my favorite made up primer in the history of all. Especially because: Though he claims to have been born in the early '90s, in reality he sprung fully formed from Jamie Bamber's thigh during is probably eerily accurate.

Also I hold you responsible for making me cry over sad kitten Harry. He has so many feelings! *holds him*

[aliassmith]

Congratulations on your everything.

[cherrybina]

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my whole life oh my god.

[mrsquizzical]

this all sounds completely plausible to me. it is also backed up by my experience reading twitter and tumblr. so it must be true.

also harry/kitten guy crying in that video is absolutely awful and his little wobbly chin at the end had me clutching at my chest.

i have also never heard one of their songs...

[cobweb_diamond]

I FEEL LIKE I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ONE DIRECTION NOW. Thank you. Thank you.