Comments | sneaky_sena: The (completely inaccurate) One Direction Primer!

sneaky_sena

The (completely inaccurate) One Direction Primer!

May 30, 2012 20:29

I wrote a One Direction primer based on nothing but what I have learned from Tumblr. I may have filled in a few of the gaps myself.

( I have been told that they sing, but I've never heard it myself. )

Comments 18

filmatleven May 31 2012, 19:25:07 UTC

BEST (completely inaccurate) ONE DIRECTION PRIMER EVER.

arcadianmaggie May 31 2012, 20:03:28 UTC

no matter where Louis is looking, he's actually paying attention to no one but Harry.

IT'S SO TRUE!! E<3Y<3E<3S

Awesome. Thank you!!

canadiankracka June 1 2012, 00:23:57 UTC

he was created in a lab during a freak accident in which an underwear model holding a kitten was accidentally hit with gamma rays, electrocuted, and bitten by a radioactive ladybug. Nine months later, the kitten gave birth to Harry Styles.

This is actually perfect.

Also, sometimes I fail at sarcasm but in case someone really doesn't know Eddie's real name, it's Liam.

makesomelove June 1 2012, 00:55:56 UTC

I. LOVE. THIS. Like, you nailed it pretty good. Pretty much all of this is true. LOUIS. LOOKING. LIKE. JAMIE. BAMBER. IS. MY. LIFE. NOW. AND. SO. IS. EDDIE. Here is an alone picture of Eddie for you to believe he is real:

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karen_jk June 1 2012, 01:32:47 UTC

Harry is totally THE GUY I would have crushed on madly at age 13. To see him cry would have KILLED ME DED.

I feel awful to say that I laughed now, watching him cry. Not because I think his sadness is funny, but just because the promoters clearly filmed this and put it up because the fans would be KILLED DED. DED, I tell you.