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Apalling Answers

Jan 17, 2005 18:04

"Curiosity killed the cat" is a phrase that is used often, usually to stop children from asking irritating questions. It is a phrase that I feel I must use to warn you that taking advantage of the weekly question-and-answer days that start tomorrow will NOT be a pleasant experience ( Read more... )

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_nymph_tonks_ January 18 2005, 02:15:38 UTC

You do that whenever I approach you anyway, Lemony.

snicketsiblings January 18 2005, 02:32:50 UTC

This is one of the side effects of stalking someone, Miss Tonks.
And also one of the side effects of suddenly running up and screaming "GUESS WHO?!"

vulpine_phawkes January 18 2005, 02:37:34 UTC

It's worse when they cover your eyes at the same time.

snicketsiblings January 18 2005, 02:39:33 UTC

It's even worse when that tactic has actually been used in a personal attack on you.
Their hands always smell funny, too.

Thread 5

dongsparty January 18 2005, 02:21:27 UTC

Will we be able to ask more than one?
I'm full of questions. Fullll.

snicketsiblings January 18 2005, 04:04:25 UTC

I think your drawing hurt his feelings.

angrylemur January 18 2005, 02:25:39 UTC

Didn't someone recently ask you to marry them?

Will you answer questions like that? That was pretty funny.

snicketsiblings January 18 2005, 02:31:09 UTC

It's better to tell them no than instill false hope.

_nymph_tonks_ January 18 2005, 02:55:24 UTC

You'll come around. I didn't believe you for a minute.

snicketsiblings January 18 2005, 04:03:09 UTC

My heart belongs to Beatrice, Miss Tonks. I could never marry anyone else.

Thread 7

goldilocks30 January 18 2005, 02:59:11 UTC

This is seriously Lemony Snicket?
and his wonderous brothers?
wow...

snicketsiblings January 18 2005, 03:29:43 UTC

Brother and sister.

goldilocks30 January 18 2005, 03:30:49 UTC

Kit, yes
I must not have read about you yet.
Terribly sorry.

snicketsiblings January 18 2005, 03:36:03 UTC

Well, I really don't come up until Lemony's eleventh book. And the Unathorized Autobiography, of course.

Shamelessly promoting my brother's books - no... I would never...

Thread 8

ella_of_frell January 18 2005, 06:38:20 UTC

What sort of scones do you like the best?

snicketsiblings January 18 2005, 07:12:37 UTC

Hmm.

Well, I suppose it couldn't hurt to answer one early.

I do enjoy raisin scones. Raisins, though rarely helpful in dire situations, are delicious in scones or oatmeal, although some people might disagree with me, I'm afraid.

ella_of_frell January 18 2005, 07:29:29 UTC

Raisin are very good. I think I prefer cinnamon but there's nothing wrong with raisin scones.

Hm.

I'll be right back.