I urge you, gentle followers of this journal of mine, to under no circumstances go out and read The Penultimate Peril, the latest result of my efforts to document the tragic tale of the Baudelaire children, as it will only bring you tears.

Reasonably sincerely,

Lemony Snicket

I understand some people have been concerned as to our whereabouts. My apologies. Allow me to explain ( Read more... )

My deepest apologies, again, for disappearing ( Read more... )

Just letting everyone know that I am still alive, no thanks to an incident involving an army of trained squirrels and a sickening amount of cheese.

Does everyone know about sages_of_chaos? It's a community filled with many wise and helpful people. I would like to plug it here, a phrase which means tell you all about it and encourage you to go have a look.

Since Lemony is occupied with his research and Kit is... off doing something important... yours truly will be handing most of the questions this week ( Read more... )

A dozen apologies for not doing the weekly question-and-answer period today; there was an appaling incident involving balloon animals - lots and lots of balloon animals - and I was unavoidably detained ( Read more... )

I'm thinking about getting a kitten.

Does that sound ridiculous? My life is so busy and stressful already without a kitten on top of it all... but having something warm and fuzzy to come home to would be very nice indeed. I like to think that it would curl up on my lap while I read.

I can do the most impressive thing ( Read more... )

Just for clarification ( Read more... )

Am currently staying with Miss L and Miss D, angrylemur and aluminiumdonut, respectively. I cannot reveal our location, of course, but I do have internet access here, so I will be keeping you all informed ( Read more... )