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[sniperkingftw]

[ Heyyyyy Luceti. You may notice the items shop has fallen under attack by a mysterious long-nosed man with a need to do something. See, Usopp couldn't help noticing that things were pretty much just shoved into piles while people looked for things that they wanted, and nobody ever cleaned around here, so. There they were in their glory. And who

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[lists_to_port]

[Jack enters the shop and immediately starts sneezing.]

Oi! Broom lad! Any rope under all that dust yer swabbing up?

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[sniperkingftw]

[ Pauses. ]

Not under it. I saw some around here that I once used to lasso a sea-king, though, if that would work. [ He's in a really bullshitty mood. ]

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[lists_to_port]

This "sea-king"...he wouldn't be yay big, bald chap, and missing three out of the five digits on his right hand, would he?

[Jack raises a hand to indicate a person of about seven feet in height]

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[sniperkingftw]

[ What the hell. ]

No, it was more like a giant purple eel. Had a lot of teeth.

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[gardenerofgaia]

[There be an Aerith in the store. She'll tidy up a little as she browses since he seems to be setting an example, but she is doing much, much more browsing.]

I don't think anyone thought it needed to be run before, but it has gotten out of hand.

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[sniperkingftw]

[ Any help is plenty of help, and there is indeed gratitude alllll over his face. ]

I guess we're all just used to stores already having owners.

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[gardenerofgaia]

Or just not running like normal stores! Really, no money, no paying or bartering...the new feathers usually get confused about why they're called stores.

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[sniperkingftw]

I think it's just because everything gets stored in them. It's kind of hard to think of better words, too.