Fourth Wall

[sniperkingftw]

I don't like the look of this.

[ action or voice are go. he's just chilling in the store. ]

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[backlaces]

[Hey Usopp, have See-Through, the Pink Hummer is going to crash into you now.]

[sniperkingftw]

[ IMPACT. ]

O-OI, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!

[backlaces]

Would you really want to say that to an angel, bitch? [You're not hot at all, she'll be pointing the gun at you know, bro.]

[sniperkingftw]

[ shiiiiiiiii- ]

No, not at all!

[shandia_rhythm]

Oi, Longnose. What island is this?

he can't tell if he's here officially or not, ffffff

[sniperkingftw]

[ ...dude. Skypiean. ]

A-ah...it's not an island, exactly...

all part of the master plan~

[shandia_rhythm]

[His brow just furrows curiously. And mildly annoyed.]

Well, what then?

[sniperkingftw]

It's kind of a different world. And we're trapped.

[thejournalinme]

Hmm, definitively Ebay has a better stock than this.

[Which doesn't really surprise her.]

[theartinyou]

Konichiwaaaa~! [O-omg is LJ browsing the selection here? Is it any good? LOUDY BOISTEROUS APPROACH. It is full of admiration and raburabu.]

[sellseverything]

Of course I do, darling. [Peering at the stock here. Really, it looks like someone just unloaded a truck of odds and ends.]

[sniperkingftw]

Eh?

What's an Ebay?

[servesasabus]

[Whenever you leave the store, there will be a large mammalian bus sitting on top of the building.]

[Yes, sitting.]

[Smiling at you.]

[Hello.]

[sniperkingftw]

[ OH GOD ]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

[servesasabus]

[HE IS CATBUS]

[OR BUSCAT]

[WHICHEVER YOU PREFER, REALLY]

[...his fur undulates a little as he turns his flashlight eyes on you.]

[sniperkingftw]

[ It's looking at him

it's looking at him

Taking a step backwards. ]

[lightisnotgood]

[Today's forecast calls for Admirals with bouts of ominously appearing out of nowhere and a slight chance of laser fire.

Like that one suddenly coming down the street in the distance.]

[sniperkingftw]

[ ...

s-sob

HELP ]