Fourth Wall

[sniperkingftw]

I don't like the look of this.

[ action or voice are go. he's just chilling in the store. ]

Comments

[brewducation]

[Hey man, don't you know it's rude to ignore a customer, or customers. Especially when they're trying to talk to you.]

Hey! Hey long-nose! Do you know where we are? It's too cold to brew here!

[Pssst. They're on the counter.]

[sniperkingftw]

[ ...he is not sure what to make of this 8| ]

You're in Luceti.

Whatever you are.

[brewducation]

[Just go with the flow man~ You've seen crazier stuff before, haven't you?]

Lu-ce-ti? That's an odd name for a university.

For your information, we are microbes/bacteria long-nose! We like to brew all the time.

What type of human are you long-nose?

[sniperkingftw]

It's not a university! It's a village stuck in a giant invisible barrier. [ OBVIOUSLY. ]

...and I'm the human kind of human.

[ellojellohello]

['sup, Usopp. There's suddenly jello on your counter. It stares at you. Like jello does.]

[sniperkingftw]

[ Staring back. Kinda creepy-looking, jello. ]

[ellojellohello]

[How could you say that, Usopp? It is just jello. Staring. At you.

As jello does.

Rum raisin?]

[sniperkingftw]

[ Staaaaaaaaaare. Why did somebody leave their jello in this store? ]

[toasterciiide]

[Also chilling in the store. Perhaps it was always here on display and you never realized it, Usopp.]

Howdy doodly do. How's it going?

[sniperkingftw]

[ Damn his lack of an inventory. ]

...

Fine.

I guess.

[toasterciiide]

I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like any toast?

[sniperkingftw]

I don't want any toast. [ ... ] How are you talking?

[iamonacow]

[Do you like of a cute, little, fuzzy, blue monster wearing nothing but a bath towel?] Hello there. Look at yourself. Now back to me. Now back at yourself. Now BACK to me. Sadly, you are not a monster.

1/3

[sniperkingftw]

Oi oi, why am I looki-

[sniperkingftw]

[sniperkingftw]

OF COURSE I'M NOT A MONSTER.

[on_a_yoyo]

[In the store you say?! Do you notice a box of cereal suddenly falling off the shelf?]

[sniperkingftw]

[ SURE, WHY NOT. Heading over to investigate this turn in events. ]

[on_a_yoyo]

[Just the coolest mutherfuckin doll ever a doll on a shelf.

His cowboy hat is off to the side, fallen off. :'(

Pick up?]

[sniperkingftw]

[ damn straight SIGH. ]

They always leave stuff in the wrong place. [ He will pick you up, hat and all, and go back towards where the toys dwell. ]