Comments | snitched: Slightly later than scheduled

thetrousersnake in snitched

Slightly later than scheduled

Dec 22, 2005 22:52

Due to some intensive negotiations, safe return of Potter has been delayed slightly. But at last, like the whelk that he is, he has been released back into his natural habitat and is currently communing with nature in the middle of the lake.

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Comments 31

moopylunin December 22 2005, 23:05:24 UTC

OH MY GOD.

SNAPE I AM GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU GET EXPELLED FOR THIS.

thetrousersnake December 22 2005, 23:10:55 UTC

Bring it.

moopylunin December 22 2005, 23:09:12 UTC

... Actually.

JAMES. WAS IT YOU WHO TOOK MY CHOCOLATE, OR WAS IT SIRIUS?

ihavebigprongs December 22 2005, 23:16:56 UTC

I CAN'T SWIM

thetrousersnake December 22 2005, 23:24:36 UTC

Oh good, that should make the questioning a bit more fun.

Ahem.

Have you, or have you not ever thought about having sex with the giant squid?

ihavebigprongs December 22 2005, 23:30:49 UTC

I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU HAVING SEX WITH IT

thetrousersnake December 22 2005, 23:31:47 UTC

I was just wondering. Because it looks like it's been thinking about you...

Thread 6

vilyofthelalley December 22 2005, 23:17:00 UTC

That is 612 broken rules now Severus.

I can't believe you managed to break the LILO rule. It hasn't been broken since 1654.

thetrousersnake December 22 2005, 23:22:44 UTC

Really? Do I get some form of medal?

I often wonder why they have that rule there in the first place. Seems a bit superfluous to me.

vilyofthelalley December 22 2005, 23:26:33 UTC

Evidently it isn't.

thetrousersnake December 22 2005, 23:30:59 UTC

I still fail to see why.

Besides, he's having a lovely time out there. Look, he's waving at us.

Thread 6

wormikins December 22 2005, 23:18:38 UTC

...Whose knickers were under your pillow?

thetrousersnake December 22 2005, 23:41:23 UTC

Your mum's, I'm afraid.