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ihavebigprongs in snitched

ATTN: EVERYONE

May 07, 2006 14:13

So our dormitory has been on fire for the past... oh ... two days? I mean, usually this would be funny but we've slowly come to realise that our stuff is in there and Moony is beginning to smell ( Read more... )

Comments 19

moopylunin May 7 2006, 13:36:31 UTC

It really is quite filthy in here.

ihavebigprongs May 7 2006, 13:38:05 UTC

You, my friend, are the only filthy one. We told you not to roll in the ash but yet you went and did it anyway.

moopylunin May 7 2006, 13:39:09 UTC

I slipped!

ihavebigprongs May 7 2006, 13:41:29 UTC

you LAIR. You even have those pissing lines of soot on your face 'Lord of the Flies' style you knobjockey.

Go sit in a corner.

MOONY, NOT THAT ONE. IT'S ON FIRE.

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ihavebigprongs May 7 2006, 15:57:57 UTC

EVANS.

istuffmypants May 8 2006, 03:20:17 UTC

STRAPPING YOUNG GENTLEMEN FROM NOBLE, UPSTANDING FAMILIES DO NOT HOLLER, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. REALLY, PRONGS, YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS. YOU OBVIOUSLY WENT TO CHARMS SCHOOL IN A BARN. YOU ILL-MANNERED DISAGREEABLE PERSON.

WITH KNOBS ON.

By the way, it's not an effigy. It's clearly a... erm... actually I'm not entirely sure what it is. Hand me that thimble, won't you?