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[fuzzblood]

Hello!

Um! My name is Hermione and I’m enquiring as to whether or not you happen to know the whereabouts of a rather tall, skinny, black haired, bespeckled boy.

I’ve lost him and it’s very, very important that I find him!

Thank you muchly!

Comments

[moopylunin]

Um, have we met?

[fuzzblood]

Rem- No!

[moopylunin]

... Why are you looking at me like that?

[fuzzblood]

No reason!
I've never seen you before in my life!

[vilyofthelalley]

Do you mean James? Did he give you this diary? Why would he do that?

What do you want with him anyway?

[vilyofthelalley]

Not that I care, of course.

[fuzzblood]

He might be pretending to be James!

No, no, UM, Mr. Potter didn't give me the diary. Have you seen him?
Nice to meet you!

[vilyofthelalley]

Mr. Potter?! I haven't seen James recently.

Why are you so interested in him anyway?

[vilyofthelalley]

Alright-listen you WANTON HUSSY. How DARE you wander in here pining after James and demanding to speak to him in an overly familiar and frankly ALARMING manner using a diary that is quite obviously STOLEN- and YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT COLOUR HIS EYES ARE?!

If you have something to say to James- you can GO THROUGH ME FIRST.

[fuzzblood]

You are rather scarily confrontational for such an innocent question, Miss. Evans!!!

[vilyofthelalley]

I didn't tell you my name.

You are rather scarily nosy for a complete stranger. James is my boyfriend ex-boyfriend lover soulmate friend.

[fuzzblood]

No you didn’t! You know it is common courtesy to introduce oneself!

I'm awfully sorry but are you sure you don't know where he is?!

[thetrousersnake]

... you really have got a lot of hair.

[fuzzblood]

YOU DON'T SCARE ME HERE!!!

[thetrousersnake]

I do what now? Sorry, I think I'd remember if I'd met a frizz head like you before. You're like a sheep.

Oh my head.

hic.

[thetrousersnake]

Ish it like that all over?

No wait, don't go!

[ihavebigprongs]

MADAM, WHAT.

[fuzzblood]

HARRY!

[ihavebigprongs]

JAMES.

[fuzzblood]

JAMES?!