Comments | snitched: Because I'm in an especially good mood, thought I'd share something with you. And it's not chocolate

thetrousersnake in snitched

Because I'm in an especially good mood, thought I'd share something with you. And it's not chocolate

Nov 22, 2006 21:32

So. Let me get this straight. Potter's spawn borrowed a time turner and has taken to stealing underwear. The new professor who keeps making that cat-being-kicked-in-the-spleen noise and then crying at random intervals is actually Remus come to get him. Hermione ♥ The girl who followed after him is his best friend and an amazing kisser and also come ( Read more... )

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ihaveweeprongs November 22 2006, 21:35:26 UTC

WHAT. YOU-

YOU-

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE BEEN SNOGGING HERMIONE, YOU GREASY SLIME-RIDDEN BASTARD. DON'T THINK I CAN'T SEE IT, JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE CROSSED IT OUT.

THE RHYTHM IS GOING TO GET YOU, SNAPE.

thetrousersnake November 22 2006, 21:44:12 UTC

You Potters are quite funny when you're angry, aren't you?

Here. You'll look much cuter like this:

*~*LEPUS AURISEBO!*~*

ihaveweeprongs November 22 2006, 21:45:51 UTC

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? WAS THAT MEANT TO DO SOMETHING? WELL HA HA TO YOU, SNIVEL PANTS BECAUSE IT DIDN'T WORK DID IT-

WHAT THE FUCK!!?!>.

thetrousersnake November 22 2006, 21:46:50 UTC

Suits you. Really it does.

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fuzzblood November 22 2006, 21:36:41 UTC

SEVERUS, THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KN-

Oh bollocks to this.

ihaveweeprongs November 22 2006, 21:38:46 UTC

HERMIONE HOW COULD YOU.

fuzzblood November 22 2006, 21:43:14 UTC

DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S SNIFFING YOUR GODFATHERS KNICKERS.

ihaveweeprongs November 22 2006, 21:44:18 UTC

AT LEAST MY GODFATHER ISN'T A MURDERER.

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ihavebigprongs November 22 2006, 21:50:17 UTC

He- he really is-
I have a son?

ihaveweeprongs November 22 2006, 22:32:14 UTC

Er.

ihavebigprongs November 22 2006, 22:38:09 UTC

I didn't-
wow that's-
Hello.

ihaveweeprongs November 22 2006, 22:38:45 UTC

Hi ... Dad.

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moopylunin November 22 2006, 22:02:51 UTC

I don't know what to say.

thetrousersnake November 22 2006, 22:06:37 UTC

Oh come on. Don't tell me you hadn't noticed a certain ... pattern forming.

And surely you must've realised about ... well. You.

moopylunin November 22 2006, 22:07:31 UTC

Look I really don't want to talk about that. I'm a little bit embarrassed.

thetrousersnake November 22 2006, 22:09:14 UTC

With good reason!

Well. Put it this way. Makes insulting you a lot easier. Whole new dimension to the phrase "go fuck yourself"

:D

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vilyofthelalley November 22 2006, 23:26:18 UTC

Potter's spawn- so.

Wait.

ihaveweeprongs November 22 2006, 23:32:45 UTC

That would be me.

vilyofthelalley November 22 2006, 23:33:50 UTC

Um. Hello.

Oh my. Is- Am I-?

ihaveweeprongs November 22 2006, 23:35:30 UTC

Hi.

You- you're my Mum. At least you will be.

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