NOT DEAD YET STOP

[moopylunin]

TO WHOMEVER FINDS THIS NOTE

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[ihavebigprongs]

LUPIN, WOULD YOU TELL EVANS THAT'S SHE'S A PREMENSTRAL, EMOTIONAL FUCKING WOMAN AND WHEN SHE'S READY TO APOLOGISE I MIGHT JUS-

WOULD YOU STOP THROWING FUCKING BOOKS AT MY HEAD YOU SEVEN SIDED WHORE

[vilyofthelalley]

I'M A WHORE??? I'M A WHORE?!

THE DAY I APOLOGISE, JAMES POTTER IS THE DAY YOU REMOVE YOUR OVERSIZED HEAD FROM YOUR ARSE.

[moopylunin]

Now wait just a minute, you two.

[ihavebigprongs]

THE DAY I REMOVE MY HEAD FROM MY ARSE?

LOVE, LOVE. THE DAY YOU GET OFF YOUR FUCKING SOAP BOX AND STOP HIDING BEHIND THAT FUCKING HEAD GIRL BADGE THEN MAYBE I CAN START FEELING LIKE YOUR MY GIRLFRIEND RATHER THAN MY MOTHER

[ihavebigprongs]

sdlnflskdnlskn WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, EVANS?
I MEAN FUCKING HELL YOU'VE BEEN TAKING HORMONES TO A WHOLE. NEW. BLOODY FUCKING LEVEL LATELY. I CAN'T EVEN SNEEZE WITHOUT YOU BITING MY TITS OFF AND GOD FORBID I MIGHT ACTUALLY GIGGLE AT MINERVA BENDING OVER IN CLASS AND SEEING HER BLOOMERS WITH 'irish i was drunk' PRINTED ACROSS THE ARSE WITHOUT YOU SCREAMING THAT'S A FORM OF RAPE AND STABBING WITH YOUR QUILL.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.

[vilyofthelalley]

i think i'm pregnant.

[ihavebigprongs]

Oh, well- t-that would explain it.

[vilyofthelalley]

yes. yes it would.