There is a phrase popular among the students here to describe when they're facing punishment at home - or are currently failing a course. I find it particularly pertinent at the moment:

I am up shit creek without a paddle.

It's not as though I have feelings for a student, but she has feelings for me. I think, and this could prove disasterous in ( Read more... )

There's a common modern philosophy that the only way to truly start living is to make the biggest mistake of your life and spend the rest of your living days recovering.

Recovery, as it would seem, is the most natural of cycles. It is the rebirth and renewal of the body, of the mind, and occasionally (if one possesses one) the soul ( Read more... )

I have a theory that Lupins should never procreate. Had Remus' father never had him, the world would be brighter. Had Remus and Tonks not had Cirus I wouldn't feel this disgustingly warm feeling inside the castle could go silent during the night ( Read more... )

Due to a crack in this wretched system, the old journal attached to my name became faulty and private entries began to leak out.
Clearly that was unacceptable.

Hopefully, the muggles have gotten it right this time. For all your sakes.

Testing, testing, one two three.
Excellent.