Greetings tools ( Read more... )

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4335160.stm

The article leaves out the part about the fortune cookie that was found along side the noodles with the message "you will be hit by a sudden catastrophe"

I stay away from making anti-Bush rants, despite my strong feelings about his incompetence, or my extreme distrust and loathe for his cabinet of oil-barons and private sector blow-hards who are more concerned about the administration's PR image than accomplishing anything or sticking to any kind of ethical standards. There are many people out there ( Read more... )

Allow me to apoligize for the poor quality of my last two entries ( Read more... )

http://ntnews.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,7034,16745130%255E13569,00.html
http://www9.sbs.com.au/theworldnews/region.php?id=105499®ion=7 ( Read more... )

Seriously, SNL sucks. For the past 4 years (lets call them the Jimmy Fallon years for argument's sake) the sketches have played themselves out thusly: a (not funny) situation presents itself, the actors play their (not-funny) scripts out to a point, and then look at the camera and each other and start giggeling at the hilarious prediciment they've ( Read more... )

I need to get one thing off my chest...

FUCK STEP AREOBICS

Have you ever come across something so absurd, so wierd, and so freaking surreal that it just broguht tears to your eyes? Not even like your laughing, you just sit there with your mouth open and tears start streaming down your face. It's like an as of yet un-nammed emotional response to something bizzare beyond words.

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Ten things people don't know about me ( Read more... )

We have new furniture for our commons room, it looks just like the furniture from the set of the Golden Girls. I guess I'm Blanche.

nah fuck that, I'll be Rose.