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Alone
I am not jealous of other people's love. But I am curious in all of the ways it manifests. The tender words, the caresses, the understanding... I have faith that I will find love. But until I can find some one who will buy me a ginormous burrito and not judge me while I devour it while talking about how bonobo monkeys copulate face to face and ( Read more... ) -
I'm still alive
Barely. Decided on a major (Biology) and will declare either in a few weeks or at the end of the semester. Got a job in a coffee shop. It's scary because I'm the youngest. And I don't like arguing with people. (like the guy that asks for a medium drink in a large cup and then says "make sure there's lots of room!!!" um, sir? medium drink. large cup ( Read more... ) -
O hai I'm alive
Summer has been really busy. I have been a terrible LJ friend. I love you all ( Read more... ) -
Where are my talking woodland creatures?
Cuz I feel like a desney princess ( Read more... ) -
I'm boring. And lame. I <3 me.
So I found myself watching some truely horrid TV last night. I texted a friend to amuse me. She asked why I was watching that. I told her it was because my dad was monopolizing the computer that has World of Warcraft on it (i'm a level 70 blood elf death night, btw!). She said I needed to get myself a boyfriend ( Read more... ) -
Yet more encounters of the consumer kind
1. I am neatening a table with undies on it, and a shopper is looking through the selection
(The shopper moves closer to me)
Her (quietly): I really hate your store (smiles)
Me: Uhhhh...
2. What I assume is a girl and her gay best friend walk in and start pawing through the new underwear we have outHer: WTF is THIS ( Read more... ) -
More encounters with the consumer kind
1. Two women walk into the store. One starts examining a display, the other hangs back.
Me(to the woman looking at the display): Hello! Can I help you find anything?
Her: NO! JEEZ, STOP ASKING ME THAT! *storms away*
Her shopping buddy, to me: Sorry about that. She's bi-polar.
Me: Ooooook then...
2. A man comes in and starts examining plain cotton ( Read more... ) -
We're going to call this segment "encounters of the consumer kind"
For those of you that don't know, I got a job. I sell high end lingere at a mall that gets a lot of airport traffic. So I've been working there for about three weeks now, and I felt the need to share some of my encounters with the consumer kind with you:
1)A lady comes in, maybe mid 50's and asks me for help with a bra. The encounter goes ( Read more... ) -
Deep Thoughts
So here's the thing. IDK if y'all remember the time I spent on crew. Well, I quit. This was not the first coach that did not respect me, and pushed me harder that he needed to. I was under a lot of stress from school and him. He had a lot of issues about my weight, and because of this I had a breif stint with bulimia, came to my senses, and quit ( Read more... ) -
So, Like, I'm A Terrible Person
Hi, y'all. I'm back. Yeah. Well. I thought I was just going to go on hiatus for finals month but it ended up being like 2 and half months with moving and packing and sister's graduation and job hunting and summer school and yeah.
So...
I got a job! Yayz! And thats the only interesting news I can come up with. Further bulletins as events warrent.