"HEY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

thw weather here is so bizzare as we transition into spring. the other day it started with warm rain, then it got sunny and everybody was feeling ike a tulip, then the temperature fell and fell and by the time I was walking home it was snowing. neat. but what i have really been digging lately is the wind. it has been so powerful. the kind you have ( Read more... )

this is the coolest fucking thing ever.

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yonkers is the weirdest place in the fucking tri state if not the world. driving around there yesterday was like being in a zombie move when the people are about to find out they are in a zombie movie. this on guy was for sure a zombie. the hungry look in his eyes for brains as we slowly drove by him and the cigar hanging out of his mouth and his ( Read more... )

i am in the middle of a job right now building a bunch of bars and furniture for a heineken beer launch party(premium ultra light....yummy) i get to act like a cavemans wet dream all day. beat rock...hunt meat...cut wood... screw it together.i am covered head to toe in sawdust, and high on glue. i spilled a whole can of paint on my jeans and boots ( Read more... )

this is gonna be a sweet year for the planet earth and mankind as a whole. if you don't belilve me...

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$10 lobsters and $5 pitchers for dinner last night was pretty sweet. i never have ate a lobster before and fucked it all up on the first try. i cracked a claw and the insides went flying onto rebeccas friends hairstyle. it's kinda fun to eat a creature with it's face intact. i think though they take the broken shells and reassemble them in the ( Read more... )

i am so sick of trying to leave my neighborhood on the weekend ( Read more... )

awwww shit ( Read more... )

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