the other day i was walking past this u haul type truck and noticed some strange vibrations coming off it. As I passed the by the back of the truck I noticed numerous Rubbermaid tubs being unpacked. The tubs were covered in a very thick layer of dust, making them look sort of antiquanted. Upon closer inspection I noticed that the tape they had been ( Read more... )

so it's september. i think of that azs officially fal,l yet it is still a persistant 90 degrees outside. fucking gorgeeous. i control the weather through my dreams these days. not that i ever sleeep. prolly a collective 10 hours in the last 7 days. is that weak? i dunno it doesn't seem like much to me.does anybody know why blck girls don't like ( Read more... )

so i was supposed to get married today. here's what i did instead. woke up. pleasured myself. went to the gym and almost had a heart attack. worked for a while on a painting (it's looking really good and it might have magic powers but i'm not sure yet) read some wordswhile enjoying a breeze in silence. went to the store to get some pasta. made some ( Read more... )

sometimes ya just gotta rake a shit. nothing else will do.

so i'm worknig on this workout video right now. it costs $20 if you eat kellogs special k. i don't recommend the video for exercise porpoises but i did get to paint 4 paintings that are helluv ass and look like throw up. so if you wanna see that go ahead and waste $20.speaking of working out, i used the nautilus machines the other day for the ( Read more... )

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So apparently there is a new guy operating out of the bowels of a once friendly mouse named chucky, and I think it's John "let the mighty eagle soar" Ashcroft. I have heard it now from two reliable sources that our favorite childhood pizza and video game place has been soiled by a tidal wave of patriotic plopaganda. There are still animatronic ( Read more... )

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so stoked man! just finished a long job and I joined the YMCA and tonight i'm going swimming. I have been putting that shit off for so long. Later though i'm gonna grab a sixer and ride my four wheeler to some historric vista and plug into the moon.

i have a major problem with people who can't walk straight. it pisses me off to no end to be walking behind somebody, and try and pass them and then they weave the direction you are trying to pass. so then i'll try to pass on the othher side and then the fuckers will go that way. it's like there is some kinda radar in their head to tell them where ( Read more... )