Always the first to take jokes too far....

[snotty_boi]

I drove my father to the doctors today. Sittin' in the waitin' room I realised how much I am like the elderly. There were four of them all standing around talkin' about their health problems and then each of them thought they new everything about what other people were doing wrong

Comments

you monster.

[bohemion]

i was just thinking today that elderly is my new favorite word. not because of it's meaning, just because it's really phonetically beautiful.

Re: you monster.

[snotty_boi]

I am currently a member of the elderly. It is a nice word ;)

[primordialbooze]

I must be a sadist, because I'm so fucking amused by Samwise's misfortune. I hope you didn't kill him.

[snotty_boi]

it wouldn't of been funny if I meant to do it.

[primordialbooze]

i realize this; its just i can picture you talking to him in that hobo voice of yours about what a nice jacket you were making for him as you stood in the kitchen and carved it up for him, then that face you must've made as he plummeted five feet.

[ifandonlyif]

im an old woman

[snotty_boi]

are you coming on to me?

realized*

[boka_cheka]

i'm laughing really hard about this avocado suit you made.