Do unto others as you'd have them do unto you, thus speaks the masochist to the crowd of cowering autists. Perhaps the hermit and the celebrity would make for good company, no? At least they could harbour no falsehood in their conversations amongst themselves ( Read more... )

but just for your trouble ( Read more... )

Does anybody actually use live journal anymore?

well, just in case,

take this!

life without drinking is so horribly lonely and boring. Why the hell do you gotta think of every GOOD time you've spent drinkin' while you're sober! Does it make sense to focus on the bad just to feel better? I don't know.

tryin' ta do somethin' this weekend 'cos I got some money. No, I don't want to go to jerkstore 'cos it's 7 dollars to get in.

Just remembered that

god damn cold already. I don't know how you yankees put up with it

I invented a new hair cut, I think it looks pretty good.. but my mom thinks it isn't going to help me find a real job , oh well.

two new songs. check 'em out.

Dear whores, sluts, women and fags,

I need kneepads. I can't drink alcohol and run without falling.